Best. Headlines. Ever.

I meant to blog about this earlier, but two of the best headlines that I have ever read were both from last week: "More Than 2 Dozen Cheerleaders Rescued From Jammed Elevator"

The two things that crossed my mind after reading this story were "only in Texas, eh?" and that the elevator repairman will be telling this story for the rest of his life.

"Mexican Woman Fights Off Lion With Machete After It Attacks Donkey"

A great read, and for some reason it reminded me of the Wikipedia article on Bear-baiting that mentions an event from the middle ages featuring a pony with an ape tied to its back against three dogs.